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suck!
there were some funny answers to my "Defriendster" poll, but the data is irretrieveable now. SUCK! I was gonna post the best responses, no I.D. attached of course. But no more. I guess LJ doesn't work any less flaky than it ever did.

I don't understand why girls don't do this to each other all the time

it would be great! Even the 7-foot girl in the background thinks so. I hope a trend starts.

Everyone's favorite show "Heroes" is one letter away, alphabetically even, from being "Herpes"

confused
what would happen if your 'taint' got 'Rick Rolled'?

there hasn't been enought TIT WRESTLING in my journal lately
so here you go.

( tit wrestling )

( for good measure, seven (7) nice asses )

( and the best ever yoga class )

Do you ever sneeze, and then that "sneezy" smell lingers for a while, and it just smells like sneeze all over the area you sneezed in? I just did that. It lingers like a fart, but it's a sneeze. Why do only some sneezes have the sneezy smell?

hilarious
http://tpzoo.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/matthews-smacks-down-radio-host-defending-bush-%E2%80%98appeasement%E2%80%99-attacks-2/

this is about the funniest political moment ever. Watch from 4:00 to 7:30, it's golden.

a minute into this I thought it might be the lamest This American Life ever, but then it got to the real point and was excellent as usual.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271552642/bctid1534611161

reviews of Speed Racer
they are pretty funny. Seeing the trailer, I can imagine this movie sucks in its own special way.

...It's kind of cool, but it's also more than a little like being trapped in a pinball machine...

...Speed Racer doesn't resemble any movie you've ever seen...

...Shapes hurtle toward you, then recede abruptly, each bearing some fragment of narrative information that has now passed you by forever. Nausea and anxiety begin to wash over you in overlapping waves...

...The actors seem lost in a gumball dispenser; the audience, for the most part, might well feel the same way...

...Imagine if the pod race in Star Wars Episode I was as bad as everyone said it was, and took itself twice as seriously, and went on for more than two hours...

lol ,wikipedia
In Tom Cruise's otherwise serious Wikipedia entry, is this gem:

In his spare time during the filming, Cruise also enjoyed played football with truck drivers at the speedway. He played receiver because he loved going deep to catch a pass.

word of the day - blister
Blister, n. one who blists. -- He's like, always blisting! -- I know, he's such a blister.

Since everyone is posting about BDSM these days, here is a pic of a threesome of girls who are inappropriately demonstrating their "lift and carry" fetish in front of an entire crowd of onlookers.

They made some excuse about "the girl hit a home run then hurt her knee, so we had to carry her" which sounds just like a stupid porn plot. I mean, come on, hide your kink better than that, you softball-playing lesbos.

Porn alert!!
I did an image search for "caged cat" to make an AWESOME CAT MACRO but got sidetracked by one of the results, which led here:

http://www.annaandbarney.com/gal.php (WARNING! lots of artsy girl-on-girl!)

Hmm, $9.99 per month, EURO. Damn, I'd like to see some of the photo series. if only the exchange rate weren't so high these days. Damn falling dollar, limiting my internet porn to the 10,000,000,000 free sites out there.

T&A poll --take it!!
Which do you prefer, T? or A? something else, perhaps?

( T&A poll - not safe for work!!! )

job I DO NOT WANT

TITTY PARTY AND YOUR ALL INVITED!!!
Right now!

read up, all you crazy LJ freaks!
http://www.xtra.ca/public/viewstory.aspx?AFF_TYPE=4&STORY_ID=4690&PUB_TEMPLATE_ID=2

of course that only applies to Canadian LJ freaks! (redundant, I know!)

caption, please

the next thing after LOLcats and FAILdogs is WTFrhythmicgymnasts